https://wiki.haskell.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Sgeo2&feedformat=atomHaskellWiki - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T11:06:58ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.5https://wiki.haskell.org/index.php?title=Humor/Goldilocks&diff=20540Humor/Goldilocks2008-04-12T17:37:46Z<p>Sgeo2: Goldilocks</p>
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<div>What did Goldilocks say upon seeing <code>Maybe (b -> Either a b)</code> ?<br />
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It's <code>Just Right</code>!</div>Sgeo2https://wiki.haskell.org/index.php?title=Humor&diff=20539Humor2008-04-12T17:36:38Z<p>Sgeo2: Goldilocks</p>
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<div>Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the<br />
hoaxes and other funny stuff that's passed over the Haskell mailing<br />
list over the years.<br />
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]]<br />
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?) <br />
*[[Humor/Haskell saves lives|Haskell saves lives!]]<br />
*[[Humor/Poem|An ode to Haskell]]<br />
*[[Humor/Flakes|Try some Haskell today!]]<br />
*[[Humor/Porn|Functional porn]]<br />
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/seuss.html Dr. Seuss builds a parser]<br />
*[[Humor/Limericks|Limericks]]<br />
*[[Humor/Hugme|The latest Hugs release?]]<br />
*[[Humor/Enron|Haskell fingers Enron]]<br />
*[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]]<br />
*[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]]<br />
*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]]<br />
*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]]<br />
*[[Humor/Y-agra|Need help performing?]]<br />
*[[Humor/Slow|Haskell is slow!]]<br />
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church]<br />
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00124.html Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses]<br />
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation])<br />
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg01001.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell]<br />
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>:<br />
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"<br />
** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"<br />
* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive].<br />
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you<br />
* [http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.lang.haskell.general/13881 Haskell No Operation]<br />
* [[Almost Haskell]]<br />
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] <br />
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20061126070316/http://www.astr.ua.edu/ay102/Lab5/Jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky.<br />
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]]<br />
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ]<br />
* [http://saxophone.jpberlin.de/MonadTransformer?source=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehaskell%2Eorg%2Fhaskellwiki%2FCategory%3AMonad&language=English The warm, fuzzy thing transformer]<br />
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]]<br />
* [http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon].<br />
*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]]<br />
*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]]<br />
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[[Category:Community]]</div>Sgeo2