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It is like Haiku</blockquote> | It is like Haiku</blockquote> | ||
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<blockquote>Haskell's cryptic form<br> | <blockquote>Haskell's cryptic form<br> | ||
is natural to some folks<br> | is natural to some folks<br> | ||
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</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
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<blockquote>empty list error:<br> | <blockquote>empty list error:<br> | ||
this elegant program dies<br> | this elegant program dies<br> | ||
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What you request makes no sense - <br> | What you request makes no sense - <br> | ||
rethink your bad code."</blockquote> | rethink your bad code."</blockquote> | ||
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| + | === From haskell-cafe | ||
| + | By [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2008-December/051532.html Thomas Hartman]: | ||
| + | <blockquote>You come for magic<br> | ||
| + | silver bullets slaying bugs...<br> | ||
| + | It is only code!</blockquote> | ||
[[Category:Humor]] | [[Category:Humor]] | ||
Revision as of 16:52, 6 December 2008
1 Haskell haikus
1st prize in 'Original code poems' in the "Waikato ACM Code Poetry Contest 2006":
Haskell is concise
Functional well-typed and neat
It is like Haiku
By FMota, preserved in Lambdabot:
Haskell's cryptic form
is natural to some folks
and so is Haiku's
1.1 Monad haikus
From Monad laws#But it doesn't look exactly like an "associative law"...:
Monad axioms:
Kleisli composition forms
a category.
1.2 From #haskell
empty list error:
this elegant program dies
so very quickly
less time debugging
more time downloading your brain
to the type system
type checker: "You fool!
What you request makes no sense -
rethink your bad code."
=== From haskell-cafe By Thomas Hartman:
You come for magic
silver bullets slaying bugs...
It is only code!
