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hoaxes and other funny stuff that's passed over the Haskell mailing |
hoaxes and other funny stuff that's passed over the Haskell mailing |
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list over the years. |
list over the years. |
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| + | * [http://ro-che.info/ccc/01.html Cartesian Closed Comic] |
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| + | *[http://books.google.com/books?id=qMBQAAAAMAAJ&q=Haskell&dq=Haskell&lr=&hl=fr 3 Pages containing Haskell from Google Books] Courtesy of: Haskell '05: proceedings of the ACM SIGPLAN 2005 Haskell Workshop ... |
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| + | :( Par ACM Special Interest Group on Programming Languages) |
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| + | *[[Let's_Play_Free_Games]] |
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| + | *[[Music of monads]] |
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| + | *[http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html If Haskell were a working girl] |
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*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]] |
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]] |
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*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?) |
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?) |
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*[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]] |
*[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]] |
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*[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]] |
*[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/How quick can you write a ISI paper with Haskell or without it ?]] |
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*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]] |
*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]] |
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*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]] |
*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]] |
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*[[Humor/Y-agra|Need help performing?]] |
*[[Humor/Y-agra|Need help performing?]] |
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*[[Humor/Slow|Haskell is slow!]] |
*[[Humor/Slow|Haskell is slow!]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/Wanda|Wanda the fish is speaking]] |
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*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church] |
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church] |
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+ | *[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses] |
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
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| − | *[http://www. |
+ | *[http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~partain/haskerl/partain-1.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell] |
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+ | * HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>: |
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
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** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened" |
** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened" |
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* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive]. |
* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive]. |
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* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you |
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you |
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+ | * [http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.lang.haskell.general/13881 Haskell No Operation] |
* [[Almost Haskell]] |
* [[Almost Haskell]] |
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* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] |
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] |
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+ | * [http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/planetary/jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky. |
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]] |
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]] |
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*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ] |
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ] |
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+ | * [http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing transformer] |
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]] |
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]] |
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| + | * [http://spl.smugmug.com/gallery/13227630_j2MHcg/#!i=960526161&k=XwKHSBM Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon]. |
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| + | *[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/Hackage Theme Song|Hackage Theme Song]] |
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| + | *[[Shooting your self in the foot]] |
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| + | *[[Haiku]] |
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| + | *[http://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html Monads are like burritos] |
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[[Category:Humor|*]] |
[[Category:Humor|*]] |
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Revision as of 08:33, 6 October 2012
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the hoaxes and other funny stuff that's passed over the Haskell mailing list over the years.
Other jokes and fun stuff was added.
- Cartesian Closed Comic
- 3 Pages containing Haskell from Google Books Courtesy of: Haskell '05: proceedings of the ACM SIGPLAN 2005 Haskell Workshop ...
- ( Par ACM Special Interest Group on Programming Languages)
- Let's_Play_Free_Games
- Music of monads
- If Haskell were a working girl
- Microsoft takes over Haskell
- The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer (can you write a factorial function?)
- Haskell saves lives!
- An ode to Haskell
- Try some Haskell today!
- Functional porn
- Dr. Seuss builds a parser
- Limericks
- The latest Hugs release?
- Haskell fingers Enron
- Haskells 1984 parallelisms
- How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours
- Humor/How quick can you write a ISI paper with Haskell or without it ?
- URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!
- Need help with your homework?
- Need help performing?
- Haskell is slow!
- Wanda the fish is speaking
- Monads explained by the Catholic Church
- Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses
- The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell (and explanation)
- The Haskerl Extension to Haskell
- HaskellWiki's QuotesPage. E.g. a quotation from <autrijus>:
- Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
- Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"
- Lambdabot's quotes archive.
- Haskell cosmetics, pure and good for you
- Haskell No Operation
- Almost Haskell
- There's a monster in my Haskell!
- What does IO look like?, or how why threading the real world is tricky.
- King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)
- Think of a monad ...
- The warm, fuzzy thing transformer
- The Haskell Learning Curve
- Lambdacats, inspired by the lolcat phenomenon.
- The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method
- Goldilocks
- Hackage Theme Song
- Shooting your self in the foot
- Haiku
- Monads are like burritos
