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Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the
 
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the
hoaxes and other funny stuff that's passed over the Haskell mailing
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hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.
list over the years.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci48kqp11F8 Ranjit Jhala performs Lambda Style!]
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* [http://ro-che.info/ccc/01.html Cartesian Closed Comic]
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*[http://books.google.com/books?id=qMBQAAAAMAAJ&q=Haskell&dq=Haskell&lr=&hl=fr 3 Pages containing Haskell from Google Books] Courtesy of: Haskell '05: proceedings of the ACM SIGPLAN 2005 Haskell Workshop ...
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:( Par ACM Special Interest Group on Programming Languages)
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*[[Let's_Play_Free_Games]]
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*[[Music of monads]]
 
*[http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html If Haskell were a working girl]
 
*[http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html If Haskell were a working girl]
 
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]]
 
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]]
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*[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]]
 
*[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]]
 
*[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]]
 
*[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]]
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*[[Humor/How quick can you write a ISI paper with Haskell or without it ?]]
 
*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]]
 
*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]]
 
*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]]
 
*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]]
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*[[Humor/Wanda|Wanda the fish is speaking]]
 
*[[Humor/Wanda|Wanda the fish is speaking]]
 
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church]
 
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church]
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00124.html Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses]
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*[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses]
 
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation])
 
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation])
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg01001.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell]
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*[http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~partain/haskerl/partain-1.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell]
 
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>:
 
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>:
 
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
 
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
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* [[Almost Haskell]]
 
* [[Almost Haskell]]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20061126070316/http://www.astr.ua.edu/ay102/Lab5/Jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky.
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* [http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/planetary/jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky.
 
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]]
 
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]]
 
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ]
 
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing transformer]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing transformer]
 
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]]
 
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]]
* [http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon].
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* [http://spl.smugmug.com/gallery/13227630_j2MHcg/#!i=960526161&k=XwKHSBM Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon].
 
*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]]
 
*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]]
 
*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]]
 
*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]]
 
*[[Humor/Hackage Theme Song|Hackage Theme Song]]
 
*[[Humor/Hackage Theme Song|Hackage Theme Song]]
 
*[[Shooting your self in the foot]]
 
*[[Shooting your self in the foot]]
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*[[Haiku]]
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*[http://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html Monads are like burritos]
   
 
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Latest revision as of 00:02, 3 January 2013

Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.

( Par ACM Special Interest Group on Programming Languages)